RTR - Humour Page

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Thanks to Roberta Milne - Vancouver, B.C.

Thanks to Eagle West - Author - Los Angeles, Calif.

Thanks to Denis Seguin - RTR's Art Director

Sent to us by Ellie Collins - Richmond

Subject: Duties of a Wife!!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Canadian Biker Girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, wash the bike once a week and mow the lawns, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, call a handyman and get a bucket to wash the bike.

God Bless Canadian Biker Women

Sent to us by Dan MacNeil - of Mum's Tattoo - North Vancouver

From the song "Born To Be Wild" this Baby Boomer Rendition
is guaranteed to make you laugh ... or cry.
Bored Tubby Mild

Sent to us by Ron Szoczei - of chromedreams.com

This isn't exactly humour but it is a really great song. Thanks Ron.
"If you don't ride than you don't know"

Sent to us by Jerry - The Sober Riders of Vancouver, B.C.

A Biker's Story
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I have ever seen a man do in my whole life. " "Why, it was nothing really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt was right." "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?" "A Harley Davidson." The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

Sent to us by Cathy - from White Rock, B.C.

Sent to us by Jenny - from Calgary, Ab.

Sent to us by Mac - from Kelowna, B.C.